lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking

big-ending:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

didtheybreakyourheart:

Brandon Flowers being all kinds of hot x

Take it all off

Always reblog. Always.

officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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ign0rantfuck:

EVERYONE ON THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD SEE THIS

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

In case you still don’t understand how badly women have had it, when anaesthetic was first invented doctors weren’t allowed to give it to women who were giving birth because the church said that the pain of childbirth was God punishing women for not being men

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne