beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

thatcub:

boneswolf:

the-space-ghost:

If you don’t think space is the tightest shit then you’re wrong

I made inhuman noises looking at these oh my damn

So amazing. I felt like I was falling in!

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

khal-drogo-is-bae:

sonlco:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

10/10 would ride it into battle

DEMONS

khal-drogo-is-bae:

sonlco:

alexicography:

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

10/10 would ride it into battle

DEMONS

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

image

decadesdisappearlikesinkingships:

ashotatthenight:

leakedinlondon:

I JUST WITNESSED ABOUT 200 PEOPLE JUMP OUT OF THEIR SEATS AND RUN TO THE DANCE FLOOR BECAUSE THE DJ DECIDED TO PLAY MR BRIGHTSIDE I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

never underestimate the power of the killers

I never, I neverrrer!

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

r3peating-apologies:

lenofi:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.

r3peating-apologies:

lenofi:

this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE

THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.

thesnowmaid:

weirdteenblogger:

i feel so uncomfortable 

what the fuck is this